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Aug 25, 2009 4:36pm
Aug 25, 2009 11:20am
thegooglymoogly:

FREE PENGUIN (Fort Greene)
TAKE THIS SAD BABY PENGUIN AWAY FROM ME!  My ex-boyfriend won this shit for me at Coney Island. I hate it and it is ruining the aesthetic of the apartment. Unfortunately we still live together and he won’t let me get rid of it. He is away for the afternoon, hopefully looking for a new crib, so I am trying to unload this bastard QUICKLY! Seriously, come and get it! In five minutes he will be sitting outside of 86 Fort Greene PL between Fulton and Lafayette. Hopefully he will be gone by the time I get back from the liquor store.
Thank you Maggi and Craigslist.

hmm..i’ve gotta call bullshit on this.  i live on that block, and it’s not between fulton and lafayette. and actually there isn’t really any stretch of ft. greene place b/w fulton and lafayette since it’s a 3-way intersection. and i didn’t see any penguin anyways.

thegooglymoogly:

FREE PENGUIN (Fort Greene)

TAKE THIS SAD BABY PENGUIN AWAY FROM ME!

My ex-boyfriend won this shit for me at Coney Island. I hate it and it is ruining the aesthetic of the apartment. Unfortunately we still live together and he won’t let me get rid of it. He is away for the afternoon, hopefully looking for a new crib, so I am trying to unload this bastard QUICKLY! Seriously, come and get it! In five minutes he will be sitting outside of 86 Fort Greene PL between Fulton and Lafayette. Hopefully he will be gone by the time I get back from the liquor store.

Thank you Maggi and Craigslist.

hmm..i’ve gotta call bullshit on this.  i live on that block, and it’s not between fulton and lafayette. and actually there isn’t really any stretch of ft. greene place b/w fulton and lafayette since it’s a 3-way intersection. and i didn’t see any penguin anyways.

Aug 14, 2009 1:56pm

kateoplis:

soxiam:

i like this ad. sue me.

any ad that uses Explosions in the Sky is alright with me.

ah this harkens back to those wonderful July mornings, before the heat, each day starting w/ a ride and then Le Tour live on Versus.  how i miss Phil Liggett’s dulcet tones already. and this spot never failed to charge me up—so glad someone dug it up.

Aug 10, 2009 1:03pm

just a regular dude building a giant robot.

Aug 5, 2009 3:50pm

clopezho:

2 sweet cameos.
Jul 23, 2009 5:01pm

conservative politics today?

Jul 21, 2009 6:12pm

as a proud member of this Truck Farm “CSA” (which promises “a completely unknowable amount of truck-fresh produce”), i’m excited to see that the film is coming along nicely.

Jul 15, 2009 11:32pm
I can never read all the books I want; I can never be all the people I want and live all the lives I want. I can never train myself in all the skills I want. And why do I want? I want to live and feel all the shades, tones and variations of mental and physical experience possible in life. And I am horribly limited. - Sylvia Plath (by way of Naveen)
Jul 13, 2009 4:25pm
Jul 13, 2009 4:24pm
Jul 13, 2009 4:23pm
battery park wheatfield, 1982

battery park wheatfield, 1982

Jul 13, 2009 11:22am
billions of people will be condemned to poverty and much of civilisation will collapse - encouraging words from soon-to-be-released World Bank, UNESCSO, US Army, and Rockefeller Brothers 6700-page  “State of the Future” report.
May 18, 2009 6:56pm
May 16, 2009 2:15pm
May 13, 2009 3:24pm
Scenes from I’m Glad I’m a Boy!  I’m Glad I’m a Girl!‘ (Available used for $300 at Amazon!)

Scenes from I’m Glad I’m a Boy! I’m Glad I’m a Girl!‘ (Available used for $300 at Amazon!)

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